"Imagine you are 75 years old and you have just been diagnosed with a terminal illness. Looking back at your life, what do you think of it?"

X: "Mister, this is mad depressing! I don't wanna think about that!"

J: "Yeah, come on, man, don't torture us like that. I don't ever want to be that old. I want to die at the age of 40. That's like when you're starting to get old, right?"

K: "Whatever. I think I'm safe, but I'm sorry to say, once white people get old, they just get less and less resilient as they get older. They get sad, that's why they get put into nursing homes. We tried to put my grandmother in a nursing home and she said she better start packing all her guns too, because she's gonna go out shooting. But white people are just like less resilient. They stop being able to move around and stuff like they used to. That's the thing with some of us being field hands and some of us sitting around on our hands in our houses, it starts to be like a genetic trait."

J: "It's cause of all that white people food they eat. But not you though, Mister, you be eatin' like those platanos and beans and stuff, you be legit."

K: "Black people age like cheese. Cheese and fine wine, we get better with age, ----. You know Mr. Z, he's like 40. You wouldn't be able to tell he was 40."

J: "Look at Arnold Schwarzenneger, he's like melting."

K: "Look at Morgan Freeman compared to like Jack Nicholson. Look at Jack Nicholson, he looks depressing. He scares me. I bet you any amount of money he dyes his hair."